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SICK PEOPLE ARE GAY

You cannot fool me.
Not again.
You're in pain?
Interesting!
It says here you've never had a date.
Hey Child!
I'm talking!
Wake up!



FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!!!

Cash well spent (for a change).

Murdoch!
Buddy!
Need another story!

I can dangle CNN now and then, but we bros have a history!



ASKING FOR IT?

Look at you, with all your being born a woman.

Asking for it!



VICTORY LAP

My balls, your face.
Eat it, taxpayer!

(One more time!)

I'm exhausted.

(At least)

Slow down!

(Half?)



OLD PEOPLE ARE GAY

Change your nappy?
Not on your life!
Can't recruit me for your homo agenda



THE JOBS YOU'LL GET

Jobs you want and jobs you'll take, well
Guess what!
Here's your toilet brush!
Get ta scrubbin', Sir!



IT'S MY HAT NOW!

Hey, look!
Free hat!

What's that, kid?
Want this back?
You must say
The magic word!

I can't hear you!

Too late!
Snooze you lose!



CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Me: Frozen head en route to Mars
You: Watching your kids die.

Thank you all for your vote!



RIOT RECEIPT

Oh, great!
What now?
Again?!

Who keeps paying these guys?



KILL THE POOR, THEN FUCK THE POOR, THEN BILL THEIR FAMILIES

Wet your wick on dead and sick and charge their kids the cleanup.
Job Creator!
No prob!
You're so welcome!

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released May 23, 2017

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Anal Trump San Diego, California

Travis Trump - Vocals
Rob Trump - Guitar/Bass/Drums

We know what's best for you and this country because shut up.

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Track Name: Sick People Are Gay
SICK PEOPLE ARE GAY

You cannot fool me.
Not again.
You're in pain?
Interesting!
It says here you've never had a date.
Hey Child!
I'm talking!
Wake up!
Track Name: For All My Friends!!!
FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!!!

Cash well spent (for a change).

Murdoch!
Buddy!
Need another story!

I can dangle CNN now and then, but we bros have a history!
Track Name: Asking For It?
ASKING FOR IT?

Look at you, with all your being born a woman.

Asking for it!
Track Name: Victory Lap
VICTORY LAP

My balls, your face.
Eat it, taxpayer!

(One more time!)

I'm exhausted.

(At least)

Slow down!

(Half?)
Track Name: Old People Are Gay
OLD PEOPLE ARE GAY

Change your nappy?
Not on your life!
Can't recruit me for your homo agenda
Track Name: The Jobs You'll Get
THE JOBS YOU'LL GET

Jobs you want and jobs you'll take, well
Guess what!
Here's your toilet brush!
Get ta scrubbin', Sir!
Track Name: It's My Hat Now!
IT'S MY HAT NOW!

Hey, look!
Free hat!

What's that, kid?
Want this back?
You must say
The magic word!

I can't hear you!

Too late!
Snooze you lose!
Track Name: Can You Believe It?
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

Me: Frozen head en route to Mars
You: Watching your kids die.

Thank you all for your vote!
Track Name: Riot Receipt
RIOT RECEIPT

Oh, great!
What now?
Again?!

Who keeps paying these guys?
Track Name: Kill The Poor, Then Fuck The Poor, Then Bill Their Families
KILL THE POOR, THEN FUCK THE POOR, THEN BILL THEIR FAMILIES

Wet your wick on dead and sick and charge their kids the cleanup.
Job Creator!
No prob!
You're so welcome!