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Mammograms Are Gay
00:03
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It's an excuse to whip out your boobs in front of other chicks.
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Nasty Woman
00:04
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Just look at the way she' s talking back!
Undignified!
Poor Bill.
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Is it the kind of thing where you can grab it really hard and it will go away or something?
Yuck!
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4. |
Flip Your Panties
00:02
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Flip your panties!
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5. |
The Fat Picture
00:09
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Look at the picture!
Do you remember?
Have to be thinner now,
Or you can't work here.
Have you been slacking?
Hopeful daydreaming?
Still have the evidence of you remaining!
Here in the drawer
Right in your face
Never forget your disgrace!
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Let's keep it simple, girls.
Rocket scientists need not apply.
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I know some guys.
I don't even think they're gay dudes.
Like Pence for instance.
I mean, I think.
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8. |
The Trump Rule
00:11
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You cannot escape
The line
As you promenade
For me.
You must learn your proper place!
Ladies?
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Working Wives
00:08
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Dangerous idea.
What if I get bored?
When they get uppity,
I say it's time to leave.
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Melania Knauss
Ivanka Trump
Princess Diana
Michelle Pfeiffer
Cameron Diaz
Julia Roberts
Cindy Crawford
Mariah Carey
Gwyneth Paltrow
Diane Sawyer
You lucky Gals!
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